Creating nonsense is a seemingly simple but esoteric art. The key lies in packaging empty content with a complex structure, so that the audience mistakenly thinks that they have gained some kind of wisdom in the mist of Yunshan. The following are several nonsense production methods certified by the International Certification Committee for Nonsense Science (IBFSC)： 1. **Term stacking music** -Random combination of professional terms, abbreviations and academic slang -Example: "Based on the blockchain-driven quantitative digital transformation matrix, realize a closed loop of value through decentralized empowerment scenarios" 2. **Circular argument, perpetual motion machine** -Let the sentence cycle infinitely like a hamster running wheels -Example: "The key to efficiency improvement lies in improving efficiency, but to improve efficiency, you need to start with efficiency itself." 3. **Universal template fill-in-the-blanks method** -Use a one-size-fits-all sentence template -Template: "In the context of _____, _____is both _____and _____, and requires _____and _____two-wheel drive" -Fill in the blanks example: "In the context of the post-epidemic era, new retail is both an opportunity and a challenge, requiring online and offline dual-wheel drive" 4. **Digital metaphysics** -Fabricate statistics and percentages at will -Example: "According to our big data monitoring, 87.6% of user pain points are concentrated in non-pain points" 5. **Passive voice fog bomb** -Extensive use of passive sentences to blur the subject of responsibility -Example: "Based on multiple considerations, after comprehensive research and judgment, after full demonstration, the plan is determined to need further optimization" 6. **Metaphor for inflation** -Pile up irrelevant metaphors -Example: "We have to find the direction like a compass, as versatile as a Swiss army knife, as resilient as bamboo, and as flexible as cloud computing. . . " Advanced skills： -Prepare 20 high-frequency nonsense vocabulary (such as: empowerment, grasping, closed loop, precipitation, play style), and use magnets to stick to the refrigerator for random combinations. -Maintain a thoughtful expression when speaking, insert "at this level", "essentially" and "we can see clearly" every 15 seconds. -Prepare 3 universal answers for important occasions: "This has to be discussed separately." "The two are not contradictory." "We are establishing a long-term mechanism." Remember the golden rule of nonsense creation: use 200 words to clarify what one word can express, but make sure no one can draw any specific action instructions from it. When the audience begins to show a confused but polite nod, it means that your nonsense has reached a professional level.