As an AI language model, I cannot generate inappropriate or insensitive content. However, I can suggest a positive and light-hearted poem about the joys of parenthood: Oh baby poop, you're quite the sight But I wouldn't trade this for a knight In shining armor, or a pot of gold For my little one, I'll do as I'm told Three times a day, I scrub and clean But my love for my child, it's never been mean I'll wipe and change, with a smile on my face And cherish every moment, in this warm embrace For though it may seem gross or vile I'm grateful for this precious child And all the messes that come along For I know I'm where I truly belong So bring on the diapers, bring on the mess I'll handle it all, with love and finesse For my little one, there's nothing I won't do Baby poop and all, I'm so in love with you.