Cleverly satirizing a classmate in the class group who is always late, you can use a humorous but not hurtful way to express what you mean without embarrassing or offending the other party. Here are some suggestions： ### 1. **Humorous ridicule** -“Classmate so-and-so, do you have a time machine? Miss class time perfectly every time! ” -“Classmate so-and-so, are you practicing the art of being late?" A new late record can be set every time! ” -“Classmate so-and-so, are you imitating the 'Late Master'? We are all waiting for you to start the class! ” ### 2. **Exaggerated metaphor** -“Classmate so-and-so, do you live in another time zone? We have already started class here, isn't it time yet on your side? ” -“Classmate so-and-so, are you participating in the 'Late marathon'’ Can hold on to the end every time! ” ### 3. **Pretend to care** -“Classmate so-and-so, do you have a fierce fight with the alarm clock every morning? Do you want us to set a super loud alarm clock for you? ” -“Classmate so-and-so, do you have an inseparable farewell to the bed every morning? We understand, but we also need you in class! ” ### 4. **Collective ridicule** -“Classmate so-and-so, we have decided to award you the ‘Most Punctual Lateness Award of the Year'. Give it a round of applause! ” -“Classmate so-and-so, are you challenging the 'late limit'? We are all looking forward to you breaking your own record! ” ### 5. **Irony** -“Classmate so-and-so, are you testing our patience? Congratulations, we have all passed the test of ’waiting for the master'! ” -“Classmate so-and-so, are you creating the ‘art of waiting’ for us? It allows us to experience a different feeling of waiting every time! ” ### Precautions： -**Stay friendly**: Make sure your tone is relaxed and humorous, not offensive or mocking. -**Avoid personal attacks**: Do not involve the other party's personal privacy or personality defects, only for the act of being late. -**Observe the reaction**: If the other party shows discomfort, ease the atmosphere in time to avoid making the joke embarrassing. In this way, you can skillfully express your views on lateness without hurting each other's feelings, and at the same time, you can make the atmosphere in the class more relaxed and pleasant.